The face of me when I’ve tried to sleep for the past two hours but couldn’t and now I have to go to work. #grrr

The face of me when I’ve tried to sleep for the past two hours but couldn’t and now I have to go to work. #grrr

From a few weeks ago, cuddling my oldest brother’s pooch 🐶 💓

From a few weeks ago, cuddling my oldest brother’s pooch 🐶 💓

#snoopy #hallmark #want #funny #cute (at Hallmark Gold Crown)

arousingsounds:

Well, now that I’ve been THOROUGHLY diagnosed by Tumblr, I think I’ll go stare at some pictures of naked people to hold over my need to have sex until I see my man and he can tie me up, scratch me, play with my breath, tug on my nipples til I cry out (for more), fuck me til it hurts, let me suck his cock, and drink his cum. Then he’ll kiss me.

(We both already shaved this morning.)

Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

comakid:

i wanna sleepy kiss someone til we fall asleep 

"She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again.There is no better taste than this: someone else’s laughter in your mouth."
Forever by Maggie Stiefvater (via parachute3s)

realfriendly:

I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE

My fluffy lil men, my cure-all. #crazybunnylady

My fluffy lil men, my cure-all. #crazybunnylady